Show me a cocktail that has whiskey, gin, vodka, tequila, absinthe, and triple sec in it.

It seems you are looking for a very complex and bold cocktail that combines whiskey, gin, vodka, tequila, absinthe, and triple sec. Unfortunately, based on the list of cocktails provided, there isn't a specific cocktail that fits exactly all of these criteria together in one drink. Each of these ingredients appears in various cocktails separately or in different combinations.

For instance, "The Bastard" includes brandy, vodka, gin, and tequila, but it doesn't contain whiskey, absinthe, or triple sec. Meanwhile, the "Nasty Martini" incorporates absinthe and vodka but lacks the other ingredients you are interested in. These examples illustrate the complexity and range of flavors that can be achieved, but not in the exact combination you're looking for.

If you're set on having all these elements in one cocktail, you might want to experiment by combining smaller amounts of each ingredient with a suitable mixer to balance the intensity of flavors. However, keep in mind that the resulting drink will be quite potent and complex.

I hope this helps! If you need further suggestions or a different combination, feel free to ask.